I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm click here just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?